1. What are your names? Cassie, Cas, Cassandra, Casafras, Smidge
2. Do you know why you were named that?
not a clue
3. What are you?
a human, last time i checked
4. What's your gender?
female
5. How old are you?
13
6. What do you think your life expectancy is?
OVER 9000!!!!!!!
7. What's your height?
5'7
8. What's your eye color?
blue, changes to green in the light
9. How about hair color?
light brown
10. Do you think you're attractive?
OF COURSE
11. Do you have any features that you want to get rid of, if you could?
i want to be shorter
12. How would you introduce yourself? If you are famous in your world, how would you introduce yourself to someone who had never heard of you?
hi i'm Cassie
13. Have any abilities or powers?
nothing out of the ordinary
14. Stop being a Mary-sue!
ok
15. What do you usually wear?
clothes
16. Do you ever walk around naked?
ALL THE TIME
17. Ever cross-dressed before?
no
18. What do you wear to bed?
sweatpants and t shirt
19. What's in your pockets right now?
i don't have pockets
20. To what social class do you belong?
not quite popular, but i have plenty of friends
21. What is your job?
professional student
22. What is your lifelong dream?
liberty horsemanship and breeding andalusians
23. What is your worst nightmare?
drowning/burning to death
24. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings (i.e. do you hide your true self from others, and in what way)?
i'm the kind of person who's shy at first, but does the stupidest random shit once i get to know someone
25. What's one thing you like and one thing you dislike about your personality?
i'm witty, but I wish i was morse outgoing
26. What do you do on a regular basis?
eat, breath, poop
27. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
horseback ride, drawing, volleyball
28. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
stupid people
29. What are you most afraid of?
giraffes. i don't like their necks.
30. Have any secrets?
none i'm willing to tell. they're called secrets.
31. Name your worst habits?
my legs slide back when i jump my mare
32. Any nasty indulgences, like smoking or gambling?
no
33. Have any of you ever done illegal things knowingly (don't include petty things like jaywalking)? What were they?
no
34. Are you one to hold a grudge?
depends on the situation
35. What do you do when you're upset?
lay down. try not to cry. cry a lot.
36. What's one thing that could potentially cause you to go into a blind rage?
dunno, i've never had one
37. Is there anything you absolutely refuse to do under any circumstances? Why do you refuse to do it?
i dunno, gross things
38. What's your preferred weapon of choice?
cunning
39. What is your favorite colour?
red
40. Favorite drink?
coke, dr pepper
41. Alright. What's your favorite food?
popcorn
42. What are your thoughts on pie?
feed me
43. What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
apple pie
44. Where are you from?
AMERICA
45. What's your favorite place?
AMERICA
46. What's your least favorite place?
AMERICA
47. Where do you wish you could be right now, regardless of whether it's real or not?
NARNIA
48. What is the first thing you tend to notice when you first meet someone?
the way they talk
49. What is your favorite season?
summer
50. Do you believe in love at first sight?
no
51. Gay, straight, or bi?
straight
52. Are you interested in anyone?
yup
53. What do you look for in a partner?
funny, attractive, trustworthy
54. What's your idea of a perfect date?
i don't know
55. Are you single or taken?
single as a pringle
56. Are you a virgin?
haha yeah
57. Have you ever kissed anyone? If so, who was your first? Who was your last?
my cat
58. What is your favorite thing to touch?
soft hair
59. Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
yes
60. Have any family members?
yeah
61. Oh? How about pets?
2 dogs, 2 cats, 1 rock
62. How many friends do you have?
dunno, maybe 20-ish?
63. If the one you cared most about in your life were to somehow die today, how would you react and what would you do?
i guess i would cry
64. Do you look up to anyone at all?
YES, Alycia Burton. look her up.
65. Do you hate anyone?
hate is a strong word
66. Who is your worst enemy?
i don't have one
67. Have you ever hurt anyone in anyway before?
i don't think so...
68. Ever... killed anyone before?
not yet
69. Under what circumstances do you think killing someone justified, in general?
if they have killed over 5 people
70. Are you wanted for anything?
no
71. Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
hell no
72. What's one of your fondest childhood memories?
first time on a horse
73. If you could go back and change one thing about the past, would you? What would you change?
yeah, i've got a lot of stuff to chose from
74. What kind of animal are you most like?
a horse or a fox
75. Do/did you go to school?
yes
76. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
no
77. If you're a girl, what's your cup size? If you're a guy, how big are you?
not answering that
78. What's one phrase you overuse?
AAaaaAAAaaallll righty then
79. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
lake
80. Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
yeah, alone
81. How long can you stay under water?
maybe a minute?
82. Any fetishes?
no...
83. Seme or uke?
who?
84. Which do you like more, sad stories or happy stories?
depends on the mood i'm in
85. Camping or indoors?
camping
86. Do you like to sing or dance?
maybe, alone in my room
87. To what degree do you avoid risks and danger?
no degree, i eat danger for breakfast
88. What makes you vulnerable?
when others are in danger
89. Under what circumstance would you risk your own life for someone else?
if they had a better reason to live than me
90. How would you describe your current adventuring companions to a friend you trust?
adventuring companions?
91. What do you do to relax?
listen to music
92. What's the best piece of advice you've ever had?
not sure
93. Name three things you consider yourself to be very good at, and three things you consider yourself to be very bad at.
drawing, riding, lying
socializing
94. If you could choose, how would you want to die?
old age
95. If you knew you were going to die in 24 hours, name three things you would do in the time you had left.
say goodbye to friends, family, check ifunny for the latest features
96. What's one word that best describes you?
peachy
97. What would you do if you could meet your creator?
congratulate him on a job well done
98. What are your impressions about the other interviewees?
i don't know them
99. Do you even want to be here?
nothing else to do
100. What do you spend most of your time doing?
sleeping
aaaand we're done.